Today my mother had to go to the eye doctor.But thats beside the point. The point is she had to leave early.Which means she gave me a specific duty.My specific duty was to load and run the dishwasher,easy right? well you can be the judge of that. I did my daughterly duty of loading the dishwasher and then I had to start it.So I looked for the soap.And some genius put an empty cascade dish soap box back in its spot. So I was very aggravated but then...duh duh duh...I found some hippie green o-natural dishwasher soap.And I was like hmm ok I guess I'll use this.And so starts the fateful angry dishwasher.After a while the dishwasher was finished and I opened it up to let the dishes air dry.And to my great surprise when I opened the dishwasher a huge and I do mean HUGE cloud of bubbles came out.Oh crap..what am I going to do now? And so I started cleaning the bubbles out..which isn't very easy..there very slippery and they multiply like smiths or kennedys..no offense to anyone with the last name of smith or kennedy but there are lots of them..Anyway you get the point there were trillions and gazillions of super sudsy bubbles.After cleaning most of the dreaded suds out I decided I would take a look at this dish soap.Because it seems to me my mother had said something not to use the o-natural soap.I just couldn't remember why.So I got out the eco green soap and read..dum dum dum.."Use a little amount in a sink full, one little bit is good for an entire sink full." Ok I thought nothing wrong there.But then as I read on it said"Do not use in automatic dishwashers" and then I went OOOH crap..Thats why mom told me not to use it.Because it would explode the dishwasher and then we would have and angry dishwasher.And then I looked at the clock it was almost 12:30 and I knew mom would be home soon.I better get all these bubbles cleaned out before mom comes home and has a heart attack when she see's the exploded dishwasher.And so the moral of this story if moral you can call it,is that never ever use eco, green,hippie,o-natural soap.And also it might help is you read the directions first!! But anyways remember that you heard about the angry dishwasher first from Shiny Little Rainbows..Chipotle

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