So SoC (SonofCoco) was told by MoC (Mother of Coco) not to chase the cats unless they were happy about it. Now every time she sees him chasing them, she asks him what he's doing. He replies "I'm chasing a Happy Cat!"

SoC asked me this morning if he could play with my phone. I said no. He asked why. I said "the walls are blue." He looked around for a moment, and then said in a surprised tone, "the walls *are* blue!"

-Coco

So we have a game called UpWords. It's similar to Scrabble, in that it has a bunch of letter tiles. There was no bag for these tiles. BoC (Brother of Coco, who is visiting MoC(Mother of Coco)) says to himself, "Self. We need a bag. I will make one!" The result is pictured below. "Gosh", you say. "That looks very much like a dusting rag, paper-clipped together." Well gentle reader, you have once again proven your intelligence. It is, in fact, a dust rag, paper-clipped together.



Fast-forward several weeks. Coco comes to visit. She plays UpWords with MoC, and says to herself; "Self. This tile bag appears to be a dust rag, paper-clipped together. Wait! It *is* a dust rag paper-clipped together! I will make a bag." The result is below.



That, gentle readers, is the difference between boys and girls.

-Coco

MoC (Mothe of Coco) was doing her exercises under the watchful eye of coco's son this morning, and was feeling rather creaky. She sighed and said "Buddy, Mamah is too old." He said "Why you too old?" She said "I just am." He said, "Well, Mama's big and you're old." Gud one...

-Coco