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Well, dear readers, (all, um, zero of you) I have had a couple of days of mayhem and excitement, and so have not posted any new contests! Therefore, I will be entering three, count em, three(!) contests today!!! Can the anticipation possible be contained?!? I think not.

This is going to take a while, I daresay, as finding contests that meet my requirements can be a trifle difficult. I am so devoted to you, my non-existent readers, that I will bravely make the attempt. Aren't I brave?

OK, Contest One: 500$ Gift Card to Lumber liquidators. We actually go our cork tiles for the kitchen floor from LL, and they have some gorgeous stuff. 500$ would be nothing to sneeze at... Plus, It met my requirements of Name/Email. ;) This contest ends on Sept. 30th, so I'll keep y'all (y'nobody?) posted.

Contest Two: Phew! Finally found one! You would be amazed by how few contests will require just a name and an email address... At any rate, epicurious.com has a contest for a 5000$ gift card, which would buy a lot of christmas presents.... That one ends on November 16th.

Contest Three: I got lazy for this one, and just put in an entry for the latest Publisher's Clearing House contest. 1 million dollars, plus 5000$ a week for life. Not too shabby...

:)

There you have it. Another lovely crop of contests that I will. not. be. winning.