Band-aid power

The other day at work I did something which is not a grand idea. I cut my finger. Now let me tell you HOW I did this magnificent thing. It all started whilst we were cutting lettuce. You cut lettuce by using scissors, now you are probably thinking "well that doesn't sound to hard?" And guess what, IT SHOULDN'T BE! But for someone so challenged as myself it becomes a hard and very painful task. At any rate we were cutting along and it was going quite well, we were almost done when BAM! I cut myself. And I mean CUT myself.You wouldn't think that dollar scissors could be so sharp, but never underestimate the quality of something because of its low price. Anyways it really didn't hurt too bad but when I looked down and saw my life's blood flowing down my arm I realized it was far worse than I could have possibly imagined..well almost. So I said "um I cut myself" and my boss lady says "like bad?" "yeah, pretty bad I said" and showed her the awfulness of what the scissors had wreaked upon me. She exclaimed "OH! hurry go wash it off" And so I drove the gator as fast as it could go, washed it, and as I was washing it I realized that I had almost cut the tip of my middle finger off! I thought to myself, "well this sucks! I should probably get stitches, buuuut I'm not, well this isn't nothin a band-aid can't fix." So quite simply I put a band-aid on it and all is well except for my poor mutilated finger. Which is healing quite well. The gist of this tale is that a little strip of plastic and gauze called a band-aid can fix just about anything. And remember watch out for dollar scissors and make sure your fingers are out of the way, better yet just wear some gauntlets.
-Chipotle