Things to remember when the Highway Patrol pulls you over.

This post is for all you SLR-ers who drive a lot... or even a little:

Make sure to always, always, (and I do mean always) carry your CURRENT proof of insurance in the vehicle that you are driving! This might seem like common knowledge, but it really isn't! Especially when the vehicle is not yours. Now, for everyone out there reading this who thinks I'm stupid, or exaggerating, or both of the above... I'm not either one, but hear this! The State Highway Patrol WILL find you! Sure you can try to avoid them, you can try getting away with not carrying the above-stated document, it's a free country after all! But here are some things to remember;
thing number one: ALWAYS be nice to the officer!
thing number two: ALWAYS act stupid!
thing number three: ALWAYS blame someone else if at all possible! (example; your employer, parents, grandparents, the president, the economy, your underprivileged heritage, etc)
thing number four: Now I DO NOT normally advise this, but if necessity begs for it, ALWAYS bat your eyes!
thing number five: Just stinkin' remember your CURRENT proof of insurance!
One more interesting fact... even if the vehicle does not belong to you, if you are the one driving it YOU will be the one that gets penalized, (meaning of course, large fines and suspension of your license)! So DON"T forget!

-Sugly