Sweat Freakin' Bees

So today as I was slaving away there was this swarm of sweat bees and when I say swarm I mean, a zillion. Seriously. A. Zillion. Whilst I slapped at them I began to think....why are there so many many many more than every other year in the history of the world??? And then all of a sudden, it came to me! It's Obama's fault! Some might think that it would have to do with: weather, climate change, insectology, or some other ridiculous nature related thing, but I have discovered the real cause and I lay it out before you. I will make this very easy to understand, what are sweat bees attracted to? Sweat. What causes you to sweat? Work. Do we see a pattern yet? The reason there are so many more is because our elected officials are not working hard (hence sweating) any more! They are just sitting around drinking beer and talking to Oprah AND (which is basically their worst fault yet) hosting talks with the JONAS BROTHERS!! That my friend is why us hard working people are plagued with all these sweat bees, because they were starving to death in Washington D. C.!!!
-Yourie