ATTACKED!

Hello everyone, Sugly here. Yes I know it has been nigh unto forever since I've last added to our lovely collection of Shiny Little Rainbows, so I won't deprive you any longer!
Alright, so I'm sure by now you're wondering about the title... you're probably thinking, who was attacked? What was attacked? With what were they attacked? Well hold your horses/vampires/fresh water river dolphins/etc, I'm getting to it.
Anyway, I want you to think of the most vicious animal you can possibly imagine. Yeah, right now... alright are you thinking of your animal? Good. So most people I'm sure thought of sharks, or grizzly bears, or gestapo rabbits... maybe even an angry hippo, (look it up! they are the most deadly animal in Africa!)or a mama lion defending her babies. If you are anything like me, the first thing that would come to mind would be a wolverine. Yes, wolverines are indeed vicious, but are they THE most vicious??? Until this past Saturday, I would have answered YES to that question. So what happened on Saturday you ask? Well here it is. Whilst Yourie (fellow blogger/best friend) and I were working on a masterpiece of art/filling our lungs with lead paint, I was attacked!!! Now get all and any of your preconceived notions about vicious animals out of your head and prepare yourself for this! The masterpiece of art that Yourie and I were working on, was in fact, a chicken coop. Now for some of you who don't know... what animals are generally kept in chicken coops? Yes! Good for you, you get an A for effort... I mean AWESOME! It was a chicken!!! I was standing there minding my own business, discussing the painting plans with Yourie, and BAM, this sneaky (and I do mean S-neaky!) blondish-red hen snuck up and bit my 'stayed home' toe (that would be the one next to the 'this one went to market')!!! Needless to say, I was shocked and appalled, (plus freaked out and MA-D) and gave that chicken a sound yelling at!
So, I hope I have dispelled any of your former fears about some of our planets' perceived "vicious" animals, and opened your eyes to the true terror! Don't forget to warn your neighbors, and WATCH YOUR FEET! And remember, you heard it here first!